January 17, 18a.d.
Today I be fighting in Ye Old’e Fight clubeth. I be fighting to save Cazmo. Whoever wins gets to protecteth Cazmo with a elite army. If I win, I will protecteth Cazmo with thee life. I’ve be wanted to protect Cazmo for more than 9,000 years. But who be counting? I just can’t waiteth until I fight among those fighters. I shall become the protector of Planet Cazmith!!
January 17, 18a.d. Night
I fought Thee Purple Avenger. He be quite strong. I even be using the ledgendary blob move. I be the victor of that battle though. There also be this new talking style. I be at loss when someone be tellin’ me it sounds better. I be tryin’ it though.
Here it goes, Listen, compadre. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain’t dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I’m not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin’ is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn’t groove or what I’m sayin’ ain’t straight trippin’ just say, Oh, no you di’n’t! You know, you’re gettin’ on my last nerve. And then I’ll know it’s… then I’ll – I’ll know it’s wack!
I be doin’ pretty good eh? I not be liking this new style though.
